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KEEP THE RECEIPTS
The Founders' Office
🧾
THE DEFINITIVE RECORD
The Ledger
PROTOTYPE
Since records began
3 MATES, 31 RECEIPTS
VERIFIED
THE RECEIPT OF THE WEEK
Andy owns Lee.
8 wins to 2. This stopped being a rivalry three receipts ago.
THE NUMBERS DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR EXCUSES
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PERSONAL BUSINESS
You against them
🎯
YOU VS
Schol
5
:
7
WORK TO DO
Schol has the upper hand and mentions it with suspicious frequency.
LAST FIVE
L
W
L
L
W
🦊
YOU VS
Lee
8
:
2
YOU OWN THIS
Lee has started asking whether old bets really count.
LAST FIVE
W
W
W
L
W
THE CHAIN OF COMMAND
Who owns who
01
Andy owns Lee
Lee may want to stop answering the group chat.
8:2
02
Lee owns Schol
Lee has receipts and is not being normal about it.
6:3
03
Schol owns Andy
Two clear. Enough to talk, not enough to relax.
7:5
NO OPINIONS, JUST RECEIPTS
The table
#
MATE
FORM
W-L
+/-
1
↑
🧾
Andy
W
L
W
13-9
+4
2
•
🎯
Schol
L
L
W
10-11
-1
3
↓
🦊
Lee
L
L
L
8-11
-3
STILL ON THE BOOKS
Outstanding
3
FORFEIT
19 DAYS
Lee to run a sub-25 parkrun before August ends
🦊
LEE OWES
The 6am parkrun
→
🧾
Andy
Lee has had 19 mornings and found an excuse in every one.
RECORDED MONEY
12 DAYS
Oasis would cancel before the first encore
🦊
LEE OWES
£20
→
🎯
Schol
Recorded only. The app does not move money.
FORFEIT
4 DAYS
Schol to beat Andy at padel without blaming the lights
🎯
SCHOL OWES
Buys the first round
→
🧾
Andy
The lights have submitted a formal denial.
HONOURS AND HUMILIATIONS
Cabinet of record
🔥
TROPHY
Unbearable form
Andy has won six on the bounce.
🪦
DISGRACE
Generational headloss
Lee has lost nine in a row.
💡
DISGRACE
Creative department
Schol has blamed four separate lighting systems.
END OF THE CURRENT RECORD
Nothing forgotten. Nothing deleted.
Since records began, the group has produced 31 receipts and at least 126 excuses.
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